Tuesday, February 22, 2005

the week hasn't been all too bad since for some unknown reason i actually feel pysched up this week. monday training was goooood! hah i actually got to do some batting practice. and pt isn't all too bad (hmmm that means pt isn't tough enough actually. never mind) except i hate it when everyone looks at my thighs and starts singing: hark! i hear thunder i hear thunder..... :( :( :( :( :( :( oh no.

hmmm anyway i'm bored so let me tell you about an interesting fruit test val told me...
suppose i give you the choice of an orange, a banana and a pear. which do you pick? haha ok let's see...

if you picked an orange: it means you're proud of your chinese heritage cos of like 'mandarin' oranges! (ok i rolled my eyes at this one)
if you chose a banana it means you're a wannabe angmoh.
and... if you chose the pear it means you think about sex all the time.

erm right. please don't take this to heart. it really doesn't mean anything (if you think otherwise, you're a complete dork) haha i picked banana simply cos i like bananas. as for bird, i HOPE she picked pears cos she likes them. haha

in other fruity news... according to the crappy civics fruit test, i am a banana-melon! anyway "what i learnt in civics today": no specific types of fruits are better than others. no one is better or worse, only different. wise words indeed. oh wait for it cos this is even better:

"that's why you shouldn't feel so bad if a member of the opposite sex doesn't go for you. you may be the most luscious and mouth-watering grape [yucks that sounds a bit gross don't you think?] around, but he or she may be looking for a banana. and no matter how much you want to change to another fruit, you're a grape and he/she wants a banana. but don't worry - a grape seeker [yucky again] is bound to drop by!"

hahahahahaha good grief. civics lessons are the funniest things ever.

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