today bird has done something heroic and selfless. the nine bloody big attachments in my inbox can attest to that. now i am convinced that we should give bird a new name worthy of her.... so i was thinking.........................................

how about bird the fair??? harharhar.
or bird the (damn) fair???

hahahahaha oh no she's going to kill me.

to follow up on my last post, dreams have not been getting better even though the content is less morbid. now it's always about sports. why??? last night involved getting battered during training cos i didn't show up with my glove. then another night i had to play a tennis match against the incredible hulk. he had a war club. i was armed with a badminton racquet. tough luck.