hah i see bird has been hard at work! er been meaning to get a softball collage down for ages but well... there have been other more important things. and bird why didn't you put that NICE sec4 picture of you there????? i can put it up if you want. haha!
anyway my sister has been showing me a lot of funny stuff:
"HELLO, WELCOME TO THE MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE"
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.
and a photo from the 4th harry potter movie. HAHA!
hmmm i'm not quite sure how i expected this scene to be played out but this is definitely not it. aye the guy in red shorts is damn FAT!and i can't wait for wallace and gromit!
and i suppose everyone saw that absolutely ghastly photo of scarlett johansson yesterday :(
